Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Lucifer's Scar; A Love Story

This is the second book of Rachel's that I have read, the first being her auto-biography, Fartsmeller by Day, Bounty Hunter by Night.  I have to say that I'm probably a bit biased when it comes to her writing skills because I ♥ Rachel (and I want to tentacle rape her & impregnate her with my babies) but at the same time, I am the type of person that will not finish a book if I don't like it.  That being said, I totally loved the book.

Lucifer's Scar; A Love Story is about God & Lucifer and the relationship between the two of them but not in the conventional sense.  God creates Lucifer because he is lonely and the two of them carry out carnal relations in the midst of a beautiful realm that Lucifer created to please his lover.  God actually gives Lucifer the power of creation and it is Lucifer, not God, who creates the Earth & all things within it, including evolution.

God created Lucifer to be the perfect companion, so Lucifer knows everything that is in God's mind and he picks up on the guilt and shame that God carries in his heart.  Lucifer begins to question his purpose and he desires to feel that he is unique, not some whim of God to be cast aside when something else comes along.  Lucifer learns that he is not God's first attempt at companionship, but the sixth creation; the first five resulting in failure.  Lucifer resents his role as a "play thing" and through the meddling of Fate & Chaos itself, he begins to revolt against God.

The angels Peter, Silas, & Simon conspire to expose Lucifer's relationship with God and in so doing, seal their own doom; unknowing that they are the witless tools of Chaos.  Lucifer, feeling he has been used by God, condemns him and tells God that he hates him.  God tells the Fates that he would forsake everything to be with Lucifer but Lucifer rejects him and vows to make a realm far away from God, where he would raise an army against heaven.  

The culmination of Rachel's book is the war against heaven, in which Chaos is revealed as the BIG BAD.  Chaos comes from nothing and returns to nothing in the end.  Lucifer comes to realize that the ultimate idea of perfection is simply accepting the imperfection in others and that one's shame must be embraced in order to transcend above it.  He is given a second chance and is reborn as Jesus, retaining all knowledge of his previous life.  He must now work to undo all that was done in his name as Lucifer.

Rachel re-imagines the story of Christianity and presents to the reader her interpretation of creation and evolution, God and Lucifer, Adam and Eve, and the war in heaven.  She creates beautiful imagery and visceral reactions to the ongoing events of her story.  Rachel tells her side without it seeming blasphemous but as another version of the original story.  I highly recommend this book but be warned, it's not for those who are faint of heart or the religious zealots.

Monday, February 8, 2010

When Last We Left Off...

Our intrepid heroine was...doing some stuff...because...that's what she does!

I finished Rachel's book over the weekend and I want to post a review of it at some point. Maybe today. I have to get laundry started and the house cleaned, first. So maybe tomorrow...how about at some point this week?  I also want to update my blog layout but I just realized that when Aaron updated the OS, he didn't put Photoshop back on my computer and I don't want to use Paint.

There were no Star Wars or D&D games scheduled this weekend and I didn't have anywhere to be, which was kind of nice. I did go to Borders by myself for an hour on Sunday. There were so many lovely books there and I had a hard time deciding what to get. A girl that worked there asked me if I needed help with anything & I said I was fine but she said I seemed lost so I told her that I was trying to decide what to get.

She started to ramble off books & authors but I had already read all of what she was suggesting. Then she said, "I know! Have you ever read any of the Amber books by Zelazny? My husband read them when he was a kid & he had me read them last year and I loved them!" So I purchased The Great Books of Amber, which is all 10 books in one, on her recommendation.  I'm going to go back and kick her ass if the book sucks.

As we were searching for something to read another book caught my eye, entitled The Mall of Cthulhu.  I happened to have a coupon for buy 1, get 1 50% off so I went back & picked it up as well.  It's about Ted, a barista living in Boston who stumbles onto a group of cultists who plan on awakening the Old Ones & it's up to Ted to stop them!  It's only 235 pgs. so I'm going to read it before I try to tackle the other book (which is 1264 pgs!).

I also found a journal that had a picture of the Wicked Witch on it.  She's looming over the cover and in the lower right hand corner are a pair of feet & legs clad in stripped stockings & the ruby slippers.  The cover itself is green and the slippers are filled in with red glitter.  The empty spaces are filled with glossy, red poppies and it has a red ribbon to mark your place in the book.  It was on 75% clearance, so I only paid $3.45 for it.  I consider my blog a journal, so I'm not really sure what I'm going to write in it.  And 'lo, I found a picture of the cover on the interwebz.  I like using pictorial aides in my bloggins.

The Super Bowl was a big disappointment.  I guess I should be happy that the Colts even made it to the Super Bowl and that they didn't choke, they were just out played.  But damn it, I wanted them to win!  The halftime show was OK.  Don't get me wrong, I like The Who, but they don't sound the like they did 300 years ago and I'd rather listen to them on cd.  Some of the commercials were funny, my favorite being the Betty White/Snickers commercial.




You're playing like Betty White out there.  That's not what your girlfriend says.

There was a big thing on my twitter feed this morning about how misogynistic the Super Bowl commercials were.  Someone even made a flow chart about it, which is pretty damn funny.  I guess I was too busy paying attention to the actual game to get offended by the commercials.

School was on a 2 hour delay this morning so that meant Xander didn't have school at all (his pre-K class runs from 8:30 AM to 11:00 AM).  We stayed up pretty late last night so I was sooooo happy that I didn't have to get up at 7 AM this morning.  Xander did wake up at 4:00 AM and ended up getting into bed with me since Aaron fell asleep on the couch.

I need to go make lunch for my minions & get started on the laundry/house cleaning.  I spent an hour putting up decorations for the game and now I need to take all that crap down.  And yes, we were the only one's here for the Super Bowl "party".  I made pizza rolls & chicken strips & blue jello and we also had peanuts & chips w/queso because those are all things you should eat when you watch football.  I even drank a beer.  Xander wants me to leave all the decorations up but I don't think that would go over too well with Aaron.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Geeks-In-Training

It's kind of hard for the boys not to be exposed to "geek culture" when I play dungeons and dragons and read sci-fi and fantasy books and my husband is a computer programmer.  The boys know that once a week (and sometimes more!) I go to Robbie's house to play D&D and they want to play, too.  I gave them a box of plastic minatures and some dice and they set the mini's up, along with little card board castles they got in a Wendy's kid's meal and "play" D&D, too. 

We were watching the pilot episode of Farscape yesterday and during the scene where Crichton's ship enters the swirling, blue vortex, I asked Xander if he knew what that was.  Xander answers, matter-of-factly, "It's a worm hole."  The kid is 5 years old and he already knows what a worm hole is.  I joke about teaching them how to be geeks but thanks to cartoons and movies, they are exposed to geekdom all on their own.

I was watching a cartoon called Fanboy & Chum Chum with the boys this morning and there was a character named "Janitor Poopatine" on the show. He was the school's janitor and a wizened & bitter old man that rode around in an electric chair, shaped much like the chair on the Death Star. I love it when geek icons like Senator Palpatine are used to create characters in children's shows.

I think you'll find that the water fountain is fully operational.

Cartoon Network also has a new show called Adventure Time With Finn And Jake coming out that looks like a D&D spoof.  It's about a little kid who travels around with a giant dog and the little kid wants to grow up to be a great hero.  The cartoon isn't even out yet but the boys are quoting lines from the commercials already.  Ice King:  "Do you know what Ice King means?"  Dog: "I know what Ice King means...A BIG NERD!"



What time is it? Adventure Time!

Dreamworks has a new movie coming out in March called How To Train Your Dragon and it looks really cute.  How to Train Your Dragon is based on a book by Cressida Cowell, and features the voices of Gerard Butler (Yum!!!), Craig Ferguson (Yay!), and Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin'!).  Every little kid who sees this movie (and some adults) are going to want a dragon of their very own.



We have dragons!

And of course, we can't forget Cartoon Network's Star Wars: The Clone Wars.  You want your kids to grow up to be geeks?  Just send them straight to the source!  My boys know more about the Star Wars universe than I do and they both want to build their own lightsabers.

Janitor Poopatine..err...I mean Chancellor Palpatine

And even though The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy has been cancelled, I would be remiss in not mentioning my favorite episode: The Prank Call of Cthulhu.  Billy finds the phone of Cthulhu, the most dangerous phone in the universe, and he uses it to make prank calls.  As a result of his prank calls, Billy's nose starts to resemble a cuttlefish.

I couldn't find an actual picture so I had to make my own

Maybe with the influx of sci-fi and fantasy related cartoons & movies, it won't be such a stigma to be geeky when the boys get older.  One can only hope.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Go Colts!

So in the past 24 hours, we've gotten approximately 7 - 8 inches of snow in our neck of the woods.  I'm so glad I got off my ass and went grocery shopping on Thursday because I can stay in my burrow & hibernate until spring.

We stayed in last night & played a couple of games on the 360; Magic: The Gathering, Lego Rock Band, & Fable II.  The two player experience for Fable II was kind of crappy because it's still from a one player perspective & the second player has to be a henchman & they don't get to participate in the story.  It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't such a story driven game.  Less talking and more fighting!

This morning, Aaron & I were watching cartoons with the boys & we were greeted to the sound of something mechanical in our driveway.  I looked out the window, hoping it wasn't mechagodzilla or something equally destructive.  Thankfully, it was just my neighbor clearing our driveway with his snow blower.  Mr. Gary gets an A for awesome in my book.

Aaron decided to get up at this point and head outside to clear off my car & scrape off the rest of the snow out of the driveway.  I bundled the boys up & sent them outside with daddy so that I could take my shower.  Mr. Gary asked Aaron to run some errands with him, so Aaron took the boys with them so that I could clean the house & take my shower.  He also picked up my prescription because I didn't get a chance to pick it up before the snow started.

No big plans for tomorrow.  We're going to stay in and watch the super bowl at home.  Xander is pretty excited about our super bowl "party".  I bought some blue & white balloons, blue & white crepe paper, & lots of good snacky type foods that they normally don't get to eat (blue jello!).  I had initially invited a friend & his family over but Xander isn't feeling very well & I'm not sure if he's contagious.  He's been complaining about his ears hurting since yesterday and he's running a fever. 

I finished The Two Swords, book 3 of The Hunter's Blade trilogy by R.A. Salvatore.  I like how Salvatore left things on a "down note".  The orc army is still on the doorstep of the dwarven kingdom and there was lots of death & mayhem.  I still think that he needs to kill off one or more of his main characters and get some "fresh blood" into the story.  My vote would be for Wulfgar, Drizzt, and/or Cattie-brie.  Salvatore is known for his descriptive sword-play and he doesn't leave any of that out in this book.  I, for one, do not need a blow-by-blow description of each and every battle.  I don't know what the fancy terms mean so I can't picture them properly in my head and I usually skim over those paragraphs.  Salvatore wraps up the trilogy nicely while still leaving the Drizzt series open-ended, paving the way for another series of books, entitled Transitions.  I've put a request in at my local library for book one of the trilogy.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Your Moment of Zen

Thursday, February 4, 2010

I Hate Coming Up With Titles For My Blog Posts

I am in such a blah mood today.  I have to go grocery shopping and I just can't get myself motivated to leave the house.  We're supposed to get some nasty weather, starting tomorrow, and I know if I don't do it today it's going to be that much more of a pain to do it later.  

At least I did take a shower and put on some clothes, rather than sitting around in my pajamas all day.  I also opened all the windows in the house to air it out & I lit a pear scented candle and it smells so good in here, like spring.  Maybe that's why I'm so blah.  I can fool myself into thinking it's spring but once I step outside, I'll know it's not (never mind the few remaining, smallish patches of snow that I can see outside of my window).

I asked Aaron if we could just take off and go to Chicago for the weekend and he looked at me like I was crazy.  I guess this isn't the best time of year to visit Chicago but I just need a change of scenery.  I think he would have agreed but he has to get ready for his talk at IndyNDA and he wants to do some stuff around the house that he's been putting off, like working on his truck and fixing the front door.

And then there is the Super Bowl this weekend.  I think any other time, Aaron would skip it but the Colts are playing.  I'm glad the Colts made it and I really hope that they win.  I told the boys that we could have our very own super bowl party.  Xander wants to put up blue & white decorations because there should always be decorations when you have a party.  They have to watch the game with us, too.  No cartoons during the super bowl. 

My dad said he'd be watching the game with a picture of Charlie sitting beside him.  I remember the last time we were all together to watch the Colts.  It was a week before Charlie passed away and we were at my dad's house.  I have a picture of Xander sitting on Charlie's lap.  Whenever my dad & Charlie got together to watch football, they would inevitably fight because my brother was loud & my dad liked the tv loud and somebody rearranged the furniture without asking and...they would always argue about something.  I know that my dad misses those arguments.

Things were kind of bad at this time last year.  Aaron and I had a big fight over Valentine's Day last year, so this year I told him not to worry about it.  It wasn't so much that he didn't do anything last year, it was that he told me he would and then didn't.  I know that he's pretty busy right now with work and his speaking engagement & lots of other little things so I told him not to worry about it.  It's just one more thing that would have been added to his list of things to do.  

Our regularly scheduled D&D game would have been on Feb. 14th but we aren't playing because some of the guys can't get away. I initially asked Aaron if he cared if I played on that day and he said, "It’s up to you.  I’m not particular on exact date’s. I can celebrate my love for you any day, or every day."

For some reason, it made me feel better to hear that and it makes Valentine's Day seem like less of a big deal.  I'll still get something for the boys and I'm thinking about doing something similar to the Valentine's on a budget suggested at Kind Over Matter for the whole family.  But it's not so much about me this time because I'm actually looking forward to doing something for Aaron and the boys without any expectations for myself.

Well, I'm just prolonging the agony right now when I could have been out the door and at the grocery store by now.  I suppose I better get my list together & the boys all bundled up if I want to be home before Aaron gets off of work.

meh. 

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Small Wonders

Take It Tuesday - Small Wonders

Yes, the red eyes are natural, those cute grins are probably hiding something, and they are really not THAT small anymore.  But these guys make me laugh and they love me, which is wonderful in my book.  And that's a groundhog on Xander's head, not a bear.  Or a beer.  Just to be clear.

True Story

As I was putting Xander's shoes on this morning he said to me, "Be careful you don't lecter yourself on my shoes, mom."

"What are you talking about?" I asked him.

"If you lecter yourself you will catch on fire."

"What does 'lecter' mean?"

"When you turn the heat up and it's way up high and you knock it on the table and it gets on fire and when you put water on it you can stick your fingers out and when you throw them in the trash can they 'splode."

"What?"

"You can roast weenies on them."

"What?"

"You put them in the fire."

"So your shoes are on fire?"

"No, they're lectric."

"Oh! So when you said 'Don't lecter myself" you meant "Don't ELECTROCUTE myself'."

"That's what I said.  But actually they're hot dogs but they just call them weenies because they're little."

"OK, I'll be careful."

Monday, February 1, 2010

Curse Of The Azure Bonds Game 8 - The Finale

First off, I'd like to say OH MY FREAKING GOD!!! I thought that the entire party was going to die but not only did Blackberry survive, she gained NINE FREAKING LEVELS by draining the Pool of Radiance (POR) with the Gauntlets of Devouring and finished the campaign at 18th level, while the rest of the party was 10th. But I'm getting ahead of myself here.

The party used the Helm of Dragons to transport to Myth Drannor and right away we ran into a ghost. Fortunately, she was a friendly ghost and directed the party to the hidden location of the POR so we were able to get there without any confrontations. We entered the ruins of an old communal bath and quickly found the fake wall, hiding the temple which housed the POR.

There were numerous specters floating aimlessly around the POR & they turned toward Blackberry and Edrick as they approached the pool. "Nnnnoooo," they moaned in quavery whispers.  But Blackberry ignored the ghosts and stepped up to the POR (and I figured that the faster we drained the pool, the quicker the ghosts would go away).  

Blackberry plunged her arms into the pool and shouted at the gauntlets to begin draining the magic.  The Banshee was unable to use her devastating wail because the sun was out but she did affect Upton with her horrid visage.  The Arch-shadow moved up to Edrick and began to attack him, draining strength from the paladin.  Samsung cast several positive energy bursts which weakened the enemy while Upton figured out that the undead could not move past the glyphs on the floor, casting spells from relative safety.

At the Pool of Radiance

The POR was drained quickly (in 1 round) and the ghosts dispatched just as swiftly.  Everyone but Upton suffered level and ability stat loss but our Dwarven cleric, Samsung, was able to restore Edrick and himself.  It was revealed to us that the specters were the victims of Blackberry's evil deeds and the Banshee was Edrick's elven wife.  What Blackberry didn't know about the gauntlets was that when they drained the magic of the POR it would go directly into her and so she GAINED 9 LEVELS.  We had to take a break so that I could level her up to 18th level & the guys all went up to 10th level.

After the magic was drained from the POR it became a one-way portal into the realm of Tyranthraxus.  Blackberry suggested going on vacation for a bit and coming back in a year or so when we had rested up but the rest of the party nixed that idea.  We entered the pool only to end up in a room almost identical to the one we left.  There we saw 4 doors floating in the 4 corners of the room.  Each door had an elven symbol on it for pride, rage, greed, and envy.  We figured out that each door represented the sin that lead to our downfall and entered each room accordingly.  It was here that we are shown the moments leading up to our downfall.  After each vision ends we arrive back in the room where we began.

Here are the lost memories that were revealed to us:

Edrick was in love with a human woman and got her with child but he chose a noble elven woman over his human lover.  On the day of Edrick's wedding, as he was leaving the temple of Torm in Waterdeep with his new elven bride, the pregnant human woman calls to him.  She was standing on the roof of a building and she yelled, "For you, Edrick," and then threw herself off the building and hung herself.  His elven wife accused him of sullying her honor and he backhanded her.  The church of Torm immediately denounced Edrick and he, in his pride, renounced his faith and duty, becoming a blackguard.

Blackberry was traveling with an adventuring party in some random dungeon.  She went off ahead of the party and found an odd shaped stone, which she touched.  A stone door opened and she found herself in an old shrine, upon which a golden bowl rested, an icon for a dead god.  Blackberry struggled with herself but lost to her greed and picked up the bowl.  From that moment on, Blackberry is no more.  She rejoined her party and that night killed them in their sleep and stole their possessions.  She returned to Waterdeep and became a cat burglar, entering people's homes while they slept and murdering them for their treasures.  She is never caught.

Samsung belongs to clan Battlerager, a clan of minor craftsmen beneath the Riven Mountain.  Supplies are controlled by rival clans and so clan Battlerager receives inferior materials, thus creating lesser quality goods.  Samsung becomes envious of the success of the rival clans.  One night, while drinking his Dwarven ale, he meet a strange dwarf and they lament the injustices of the world.  The stranger told him of a way to acquire better materials but Samsung must not question how the items were found.  A shipment will arrive for him in several days and that all he has to do is accept it.  In the meantime, it is getting harder to provide for his wife and daughter until he can no longer put food on the table.  The next morning, Sam goes down and opened the magic doors to the Dwarven under city but instead of receiving a shipment of materials, he is greeted by an army of demons and elves from the plane of fire.  Riven Mountain was overrun by invaders and many dwarves are killed or enslaved.  Samsung was forced to choose who lived between his wife & daughter, & he picked his daughter.

Upton was a young & beardless man who found himself in love with a young & beautiful noble woman.  The noble woman loved him in return & she left her life of wealth to become Upton's wife.  They married and have 7 children.  Upton provided for his family as a mage-for-hire but had a hard time finding jobs as time went on.  He and his wife began to argue and Upton was struck by an intense feeling of wanderlust.  But he loved his family and rather then leave them for the road, he started to drink heavily down at the local tavern.  At one point he suspected that his wife was going to leave him and his children had mysterious bruises on them & they are afraid of him, save for one child who still had faith in her father.  Upton tried to quit drinking but constantly fell off the wagon.  He aged rapidly and became bloated and bitter.  One night, while drinking, he overheard a man talking of how he had "had" Upton's wife several ways and that some of the kids weren't even his.  In a rage, Upton fireballed the tavern, killing everyone inside.  He went home to confront his wife but rather than wait for her answer, he burned down the house and killed his entire family.  His last glimpse of his family is of the one child who still believed in him burning to death.

After each vision has been shown, the door disappears and a ghostly figure emerges in that spot.  Upton & Samsung begged their apparitions for forgiveness, which caused them to disappear but Blackberry & Edrick attack their ghosts.  Blackberry hit her apparition but instead of harming it, the damage is reflected back upon Blackberry.  The blackguard ghost used the power of the unholy smite upon Edrick, doing considerable & it didn't harm the ghost at all.  Blackberry's ghost attacked her & hurt her and Blackberry told it to stop.  

"I'm sorry," yelled Blackberry, "I'll make it right, I promise!"  "Really, really?" asked the apparition of Blackberry.  "Yes, yes!  Just stop hurting me!"

At which point her ghost went away.  Edrick followed suit and forgave himself for his past sins & the blackguard also went away.

Meanwhile, a monstrous claw began to emerge from the pool in the center of the floor and 4 demons appear in place of the ghosts.  Tyranthraxus has come forth to do battle with those who he needs in order to be set free within the realms.  As he emerged from the pool we were shown another vision.  Tyranthraxus had pretended to be Edrick's human mistress when she hung herself; Tyranthraxus distracted Blackberry's party & allowed her to touch the icon; Tyranthraxus was the strange dwarf who arranged Samsung's downfall; Tyranthraxus was the man who seduced Upton's wife & was bragging in the tavern.  Tyranthraxus had arranged our downfall in our previous life.

Uh-oh, we split the party!

Tyranthraxus had some nasty abilities, like reverse gravity & horrid wilting, which he could use at will.  He also had 4 attacks & the rend ability, he was surrounded in a magic circle vs good (MCVG), DR 10/good, he could cast spells, and he had the ability to immolate & surround himself in a demonic fire that caused damage to melee attackers.  The only thing that could actually kill him was the sword of Lathander, which Edrick was wielding.  

Samsung was able to encase all of the demons in stone by use the stone shape spell, quickly getting them out of combat.  Edrick had to overcome the MCVG but Blackberry was able to pass through it since she is CN.  Thank god (or Rob) for those extra levels because the only way Blackberry could hurt Tyranthraxus was by using her sneak attack ability.  It took Edrick several attempts to breach the MCVG but once he did, he was able to give Tyranthraxus a good wack.  Upton hit him with several cone of colds & Samsung used flame strike, causing some major damage.  

Tyranthraxus then went after Upton & tried to use the remaining tattoo to control him, but Upton was able to make his will save, thus negating any effects of the tattoo.  Blackberry & Edrick followed after Tyranthraxus but Edrick had to get past the MCVG again.  Tyranthraxus then attacked Blackberry and hit her 4 times & did a rend.  Upton flew away & Edrick got through the MCVG but then he rolled a 1 (EPIC FAIL!) & threw his sword.  Not only did he fall asleep during the combat vs the drow but he threw his freaking sword during a battle with a god!  

Tyranthraxus stunned Blackberry and threw her up against a wall because Samsung had cast silence on her.  Thank god (or Robbie) again for those extra levels because the extra hit points saved her freaking life.  Because Edrick wasn't holding the sword of Lathander, Tyranthraxus attempted to use the tattoo to control him but it also failed.  So then Tyranthraxus attacked him & killed him & ate him.  BUT because Edrick avoided control & the tattoo was removed, his soul was restored and he wasn't completely destroyed.

Due to the combined damage dealt by Blackberry, Edrick, & mostly Upton, we were able to knock him down to 0 HP.  Then we put him back in the pool & Upton delivered the final blow using the sword of Lathander. 

Our final vision was of Edrick, the paladin of Torm, marrying the human woman that he loved & raising their half-elf child together; Blackberry resisting the temptation to pick up the golden icon & rejoining her party; Samsung working hard & achieving the life that he had coveted; Upton never picking up a bottle & turning to alcohol to drown his sorrows.  Tyranthraxus, the scourge of elves and the seducer, had been destroyed.  We had regained our souls & resumed living the life that he had interrupted.

Things To Do & The Week Ahead

Warning: This is going to be a very, very boring blog post.

When I left to play D&D yesterday, Aaron was in the process of picking up the house.  I came home and he had the laundry done and dinner ready!  He spot cleaned really well so all I have to do is the bathroom & dust and keep the floors cleaned this week.

I have to help out in the Zach's class on Tuesday and Thursday.  Ms. A was back this morning but I think that they're behind on stuff in the class so that's why I'm helping again.  There are a couple of MOMS Club play dates and a story time at the library that I want to try and make it to.  We hardly ever miss story time, unless one of the boys are sick.  I have to finish up my book by Wednesday so I can take it back to the library.  Possible books to check out are Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way and/or The Orc King,  Any suggestions on books I should look for?  I'm looking for some new authors and I don't know where to start. *edit: when I finish my current library book, I will be reading Rachel's book, Lucifer's Scar; A Love Story.

I need to go grocery shopping at some point but I don't really have any concrete plans for the rest of the week.  Aaron might have one of his programming meet-ups this week but I have to double check.  No one that we know of is having a Super Bowl party One of the ladies in the MOMS Club is having a super bowl party but I think Aaron would rather stay home, anyway.

Things I need to do today: 
  • Clean the bathroom ✓
  • Mail the bills and drop off the water & sewer bill ✓
  • Do our taxes ✓
  • Dust the furniture
  • Blog about yesterday's D&D adventures ✓
  • Make a grocery list
  • Call in my perscription ✓
  • Sweep the floors ✓
  • Work on counting with the boys ✓